June 11, 2013
May 14, 2013
Since Staten Island found itself represented on my DVR queue I didn't want to piss off Long Island so I checked out an episode of Long Island Medium and now I find myself visiting Theresa Caputo's website and checking her events page. I'm a lost cause!
April 29, 2013
My theory also extends to my 2 cousins who lived in Las Vegas who were also skinny little things until my grandmother went to live with them! She must have made them fat too! Let's think this through shall we? My grandfather was fat, my grandmother's 3 daughters were fat and now all her grandchildren were fat! She would cook and bake because it was her way of showing love. I bet you're wondering about her, well she managed to stay thin and beautiful her entire life. It's the most confounding conundrum.
April 17, 2013
February 14, 2013
Another area in which we will be breaking from tradition is the whole not seeing each other before the church. We're doing our photos before the church because as the wedding planner says "that's when your hair and makeup will be freshest" but in all honestly we're doing it before because I want to join our cocktail hour! We also won't be doing the garter and bouquet toss. I'm in my 30's, I can count on one hand the number of single girlfriends and cousins I have and there is NO WAY I'm putting these women on blast like that! We also won't be observing the tradition of honeymooning right after the wedding. We have too much going on this year, so we've decided to take a big one year anniversary trip and give ourselves extra time to plan it.
Screw you HGTV! Screw you and all your stupid real estate shows that make it seem like buying a home is an easy process during which you look at three houses and one of them just so happens to be THE ONE! In fact, you make it look so simple that I've stooped to the depressing level of emailing some of your shows to see if we could become one of the lucky couples who finds a house in a neatly packaged half hour show!
Since my fiance and I are both transplants to Orange County we began our house hunt process in January by driving around Orange County and checking out various cities to narrow down our search areas. Here, I'll share with you some of our findings:
1. unpleasant to look at; offensive; displeasing in appearance
2. disagreeable; objectionable
3. morally revolting
-A home that shares a swimming pool with the property next door
-A home with a pool that's being used as storage because it's not in working condition
-A home with holes in random areas on the ceiling because ther had been a SWAT team invasion & they punched holes in ceilings to throw smoke bombs into the attic to find the escaped convict who was thought to be hiding out in the attic
All went to the university,
Where they were put in boxes
And they came out all the same,
And there's doctors and lawyers,
And business executives,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same
January 20, 2013
August 29, 2012
June 28, 2012
palate whose got her panties all in a bunch because there are new foods to try. I practically did a cartwheel when I found out there is a JONS Market and a Super King nearby! The Middle Eastern food in Anaheim is off the wall. If I need comfort food I’ve got Zankou Chicken, Sarkis Pastry and Jack’s Bakery. The heavy presence of the IT sector in Irvine has brought in so many Indians that there are numerous Indian restaurants to try and not enough time. I could write a completely separate blog entry about all the various Asian communities and my culinary adventures in that realm or even the several different Hispanic communities and their delicious cookeries! I’ve even got a few Persian food joints bookmarked. Whoever (I’m talking to you Mrs. DuBrow) says there are no good restaurants in OC, is a fool! I have bookmarked so many places on Yelp to try that I'm overwhelmed and often have difficulty deciding where to go!